Contributed by porndexter on Monday November 24, 2003 12:02AM
from the Lawyers-Gone-Bad dept.

So I've got a link for you to get it out of the way. Here's a site that allows you to create a sexual contract with your partner to specify what they will and will not be willing to do. This might just get a lot of marital problems out of the way.

You wouldn't get married without a prenuptial agreement or jump out of a plane without a parachute. So why have sex without a contract? This site makes it quick and easy to generate a sex consent form, detailing what you and your partner are willing, and not willing, to do.

Answer some simple questions and we will generate a custom sex contract tailored just for you and your partner. Best of all, this service is free.

Click for site access

An Example

I hereby certify that I possess the intellectual and emotional maturity required to consent to sex. I have not in any way been coerced into signing this form, and I have not rececived, and do not expect to receive, any payment or remuneration whatsoever for performing the specified sex acts. I am 18 years or older and am not intoxicated with alcohol or drugs. Though I offer this form as consent to sex, I reserve the right to withdraw consent at any time, verbally, in writing, gesture, or any other clearly discernible means.

Kissing

I consent to being kissed on the mouth in the following manner: closed mouth kissing, open-mouthed kissing with lips, open-mouthed kissing with tongue, light biting/nibbling, and heavy biting/nibbling. I do not consent to being kissed on the face and neck. I will hold the kisser harmless and blameless for any hickies sustained during the above-listed forms of kissing.

Touching

I consent to being touching in the following manner: on my breasts outside of my clothes, on my breasts inside of my clothes, on my buttocks outside of my clothes, on my buttocks inside of my clothes, on my vaginal area outside of my clothes, and on my vaginal area inside of my clothes.

Oral Sex

I hereby give consent to oral sex (cunnilingus) being performed on me. If I choose to perform fellatio, I agree to allow my partner to ejaculate in my mouth. I consent to having oral sex performed on my anus (anilingus).

Genital-to-Genital Contact without Penetration (Outercourse)

I agree to genital-to-genital contact, not including penetration (outercourse). During outercourse, I require the use of a condom.

Vaginal Penetration

I consent to being vaginally penetrated by 3 fingers. I consent to being vaginally penetetrated by sex toys. I consent to vaginal penetration by a dildo. I consent to vaginal penetration by a vibrator. I consent to being vaginally penetrated by a penis. During penetration by a penis I require the use of a condom.

Anal Penetration

I consent to anal penetration by 1 finger. I consent to anal penetration by sex toys. I consent to anal penetration with a dildo. I consent to anal penetration with a vibrator. I consent to anal penetration with a butt plug I consent to anal penetration by a penis. During anal penetration by a penis, I require the use of a condom.

Sexually Transmitted Diseases

I have now, or have had in the past, the following STDs: none

Birth Control

I agree to use the following forms of birth control: birth control pills..

Signed by: ____________________________________

Print name: ___________________________________

Date: 11/24/2003

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