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Cosmopolitan writes some of the most whacked out funny sexy tips! (someone is going to get hurt or go to jail)


You have to love Cosmopolitan magazine and give them due credit. It must be hard to come up with sex content considering 80 percent of the magazine is about wild sex and sexy times. Anyone who has ever read at 3 months of Cosmopolitan in a row will know that the articles are pretty much the same crap just hashed month after month after month after month (you get my gist).

Who ever writes the sex tips has one hell of a imagination. I do have a question for the editors:  Who the hell are theses crazy tips for? Porn stars? People on ecstasy? Virgins who don’t know any better?



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0 Comments | Posted in Sex Humor By Jane Vance

Sugasm #174

October 5, 2009 10:47:42 AM MDT

This Week’s Picks
5 things I have learned from customers last week at the adult store
“Attractive men typically buy the freakiest toys on the market.”

Doctor’s Visit
“Reach back and spread your cheeks for me”

Voyeur
“Recently it was in a more public venue.”

Sugasm Editor
Freebies

Editor’s Choice
A Race to the Finish




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Where in the world is my G Spot?

October 5, 2009 10:06:28 AM MDT

Do all women have a G spot?

I recently came across some research suggesting that physical differences in women may explain why some have ever reached an orgasm during vaginal intercourse. Emmanuele Jannini at the University of L'Aquila in Italy studied twenty women, and found that apparently the ability to achieve an orgasm through the G spot is linked with a thicker anterior wall of the vagina.

Jannini used vaginal ultrasound to scan the entire urethrovaginal space - the area of tissue between the vagina and urethra thought to house the G spot. The team scanned nine women who said they had vaginal orgasms and 11 who said they didn't. They found that tissue in the urethrovaginal space was thicker in the first group of women,” stated an article on NewScientist.com.


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Stripper 101

5) Men will buy you a $250 vibrator that you may or may not have wanted. Even though you have been begging for those Jimmy Choo shoes for the past 6 months, eyeing some special jewelry or wanting new drapes they see the vibe and think, new vibe = lot’s O’ sex. Oh the simplemindedness of males... you have to love such single though creatures. A special note to women: Making them sandwiches makes them just as happy.

4) 90 percent of the big burley long-haul truckers love tranny porn. When I first started, I was frightened of them. Now, I know they are just big effeminate boys dressed to scare  one and all. I’d be afraid of them, but I’m missing the necessary piece of equipment. I’m now having issues that the truckers don’t want to hit on me.... oh well.


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2 Comments | Posted in Romance Tips By Jane Vance

What your online photo says about you

September 18, 2009 9:02:50 AM MDT

Everyone has an online profile on some site or another. You might be on an online dating site, social networking or membership site. Sites like twitter let you post a picture to represent your avatar. Most of these ask you to post a picture to your profile. Like everything else on the Internet, what you post says a whole lot about your personality. I decided not to post examples to protect the guilty....

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