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After owning an adult boutique for more than 8 years, I have seen it all. Retail can be a rewarding experience, but once in great while you deal with people who need a real lesson in etiquette. Seriously, I want to know who raised these people? Some people don’t know how to act

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Stripper 101

May 12, 2009

Stripper 101

The other day, I was asked to write down a list of what it takes to become a stripper for a author friend of mine. Let's face it, I'm not a stripper, nor do I play one on TV. However, I do sell a ton of stripper's clothing and supplies and have talked with thousands over the years and I have a pretty good idea of what you should do and shouldn't do when choosing the glamorous career as a bar room nudie dancer. 

I've divided this post into a few sections:

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0 Comments | Posted in Sex Humor Sexual Education By Jason Vance

MySpace Max

May 11, 2009

One of the most amusing parts of my job is to respond to email, messages and social networks. I typically get a few email attempts at dating and or meeting our monthly cover-girl. While I don’t blame them, I do find the uber pathetic attempts at seduction almost amusing.

However, sometimes, I just get fed up with loser perverts that use MySpace as their pathetic version of a bar.

I decided to posts today’s mail, along with my smarmy response:
From: max

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One of the funniest topics of conversation at the Va Va Voom I have with our female employees is the stories about “The Daily Creepy Dude”. While most of our customer base is young women in their twenties & thirties or committed couples coming in to spice up their love life, we do get our share of creepy freaks in the store. While our store is 90% Lingerie and other fun stuff, we do sell a limited collection of pornogray. All of these “Creepy Dudes” are typically shopping for porn Read More
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After owing a Lingerie/Adult store for almost 8 years and working in one for 5 more, I think that I’ve seen it all. Retail can be a rewarding experience but once in great while you get people in who need a real lesson in

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