5) Men will buy you a $250 vibrator that you may or may not have wanted. Even though you have been begging for those Jimmy Choo shoes for the past 6 months, eyeing some special jewelry or wanting new drapes they see the vibe and think, new vibe = lot’s O’ sex. Oh the simplemindedness of males... you have to love such single though creatures. A special note to women: Making them sandwiches makes them just as happy.

4) 90 percent of the big burley long-haul truckers love tranny porn. When I first started, I was frightened of them. Now, I know they are just big effeminate boys dressed to scare  one and all. I’d be afraid of them, but I’m missing the necessary piece of equipment. I’m now having issues that the truckers don’t want to hit on me.... oh well.

3) Straight men like anal sex and then want me to assure them they are not homosexual. I always reaffirm their heterosexual vibe by asking them one simple question, “Are you attracted to men?”

If they answer no,  I assure them that they are heterosexual. It doesn’t make you gay if you like your male g-spot stimulated. I’m very proud that you are opened minded and not afraid to try new things. I’m willing to guess that your partner is a very lucky girl.

2) Attractive men typically buy the freakiest toys on the market. I’m not sure why, but I’ll take a guess: Could it be that they have so many attractive female friends lined up that they are too much vanilla sex?  I’m suggesting right now that you get a  plus size girlfriend. If you have ever dated one of us you would know that we like to get our freak on.

1) Yes this is a lingerie store with adult toys and movies and yes the store is pink but it’s not just a lady’s store. It’s all about the man.I’m not shopping here to impress my girlfriends, I’m here to impress my partner (man)...It’s all about you baby...

See number 5 the part about wanting Jimmy Choos shoes...You’ll impress me more if you pick up those subtle hints once-in-a-while and I can impress my girlfriends with my new Choos...

Now on the other hand my man would be so very happy to know about my purchases because in the end , It’s all for him....

Jane Vances