Earlier, I had mentioned that we had to have some funky zoning because
of the criminal minded fascist right winged self serving politicians in
the town. When we first moved in to the store, they had actual laws on
the books that stated “You can't have more than 10% of your inventory
in “ADULT ORIENTED” Products. Whatever the fuck “Adult Oriented” meant,
That was vague as any law I've ever seen. We also couldn't have more
than 10% of our store space dedicated to “ADULT ORIENTED” products.
Hence the 10/10 Dumb ass politician law came into effect

Since
we're considered an Accessory Sexually Oriented Business (ASOB) we can
have people under 18 in the main area of the store. This leads to some
weird human behavior.

Today, I had another idiot come in to the
store. Typically the dumb-ass of the day is a man. However, today a
female about 22 came into the store to get some oil's and lubes to
spice up her love life. Things were fine and dandy until she started to
walk into our adult room to take a look at the pornography and adult
novelties.

Now every state in the United states has SOME law
against ANYONE being under 18. I shouldn't bitch. I mean most customers
don't know how hard the fascist right-winged conservatives would fight
to put someone like me in jail for a long time, just because I sell sex.

I'm
always amazed at the fascist right-winged conservatives. I've read the
bible. It's full of sex, incest. It's almost titlating.

Anyway,
I really didn't have a problem with th girl with the baby in the store.
I did have a problem with her asking me to watch her child while I was
helping a customer. I usually wouldn't mind, but the baby was sleeping,
she didn't have a baby carrier and I was helping another customer buy some pornography!

I almost want to ad a new rule to my previous 10 rules. Let's make number 11: Don't Bring your baby to the Pornography store!!!!!