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One of the most pressing questions that we get at the store is "Is it OK to look at pornography while I'm in a relationship".

After a incredibly long day at the office aka adult sells floor. I came home to my man staring at his computer looking slightly zombified from lack of sleep. His idea of a good night sleep is 4 hours and that’s on a good night.(My idea of sleep is a good solid 9 hours without moving.)

His lack of response was not quite the reaction I was looking forward after 10 hours selling lingerie, movies, sex toys ect… My brain immediately thought about the bag of tricks from work I had hauled home with me. 

5) Men will buy you a $250 vibrator that you may or may not have wanted. Even though you have been begging for those Jimmy Choo shoes for the past 6 months, eyeing some special jewelry or wanting new drapes they see the vibe and think, new vibe = lot’s O’ sex. Oh the simplemindedness of males... you have to love such single though creatures. A special note to women: Making them sandwiches makes them just as happy.

4) 90 percent of the big burley long-haul truckers love tranny porn. When I first started, I was frightened of them. Now, I know they are just big effeminate boys dressed to scare  one and all. I’d be afraid of them, but I’m missing the necessary piece of equipment. I’m now having issues that the truckers don’t want to hit on me.... oh well.

I really dislike the whole idea of online dating, a lot. The idea of finding someone via a computer dating service in general really doesn’t appeal to me. In particular, sifting through an endless amount of annoying profiles, writing my own annoying profile, and judging people based on photos all seems like an enormous waste of time. I don’t even have the patience for emails from friends (or my boss for that mater), let alone a bunch of men who may or (most likely) may not be the love of my life. It seems so impersonal, unrealistic, and ultimately pointless.

I’ll confess something up-front, I've been having a bit of trouble with this blog topic.

What constitutes my idea of romance? Well, I've never really given it much thought. I recognize when something romantic happens to me, but the sad news is, that up until recently, there was not much romance in my life.

I attribute this to the fact that I'm the sort of girl who has to be motivated to get in a so-called romantic mood. I'm not talking about sex, mind you, but actual