I want to say thank you to all of the people (men, women and couples) who have tried to take me home from the adult store. In bein an expert of the  Laws of attraction, I know that it takes that it takes huge balls as a couple or single person to ask anyone out. I am really flattered.

Now with that being said, I am a person. If I’m going to even take anyone serious, there are some basic rules.

I work at your local sex store. Surprise, I already know that your there to find your kink. I am willing to have a conversation with you so that I can explain everything I know about any product we carry. However I am not part of the product line we sell. I am here to serve you but only to a certain point. Come on I’m just your every-day nice sex store girl. Just because I work here doesn’t mean that I’m slutty or stupid.

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Cosmopolitan writes some of the most whacked out funny sexy tips! (someone is going to get hurt or go to jail)

You have to love Cosmopolitan magazine and give them due credit. It must be hard to come up with sex content considering 80 percent of the magazine is about wild sex and sexy times. Anyone who has ever read at 3 months of Cosmopolitan in a row will know that the articles are pretty much the same crap just hashed month after month after month after month (you get my gist).

Who ever writes the sex tips has one hell of a imagination. I do have a question for the editors:  Who the hell are theses crazy tips for? Porn stars? People on ecstasy? Virgins who don’t know any better?

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Everyone has an online profile on some site or another. You might be on an online dating site, social networking or membership site. Sites like twitter let you post a picture to represent your avatar. Most of these ask you to post a picture to your profile. Like everything else on the Internet, what you post says a whole lot about your personality. I decided not to post examples to protect the guilty....

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After owning an adult boutique for more than 8 years, I have seen it all. Retail can be a rewarding experience, but once in great while you deal with people who need a real lesson in etiquette. Seriously, I want to know who raised these people? Some people don’t know how to act

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Stripper 101

The other day, I was asked to write down a list of what it takes to become a stripper for a author friend of mine. Let's face it, I'm not a stripper, nor do I play one on TV. However, I do sell a ton of stripper's clothing and supplies and have talked with thousands over the years and I have a pretty good idea of what you should do and shouldn't do when choosing the glamorous career as a bar room nudie dancer. 

I've divided this post into a few sections:

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